Go See Cindy . . . IN HELL!!!!
It was Michelada night, and I was on my way to Giant Eagle to buy some Dos Equis. As I pull out of my condo complex's driveway I run smack dab into a trio of "protesters" holding signs that say "Go See Cindy" or some such nonsense.
"What in the high reaches of hell does 'Go See Cindy' mean?" I ask politely.
"BUSH IS A WAR CRIMINAL AND CINDY SHEEHAN IS OUR LEADER ALL HAIL CINDY ALL HAIL CINDY IMPEACH BUSH MONKEY LEADER WAR CRIMES HALLIBURTON END IRAQ ROVE FIRE LEAK DOWNINGSTREET MEMO!!!!!RICHARD CLARKE KNOWS CONDI LIED BUSH ROBERTS LIE CHENY EVIL PEOPLE DIE SEE CINDY WAR IRAQ MOVE ON!" the protesters screamed.
Gas pedal.
Thump, thump . . . thump.
Pull into Giant Eagle parking lot.
Buy Dos Equis.
Make Micheladas.
Goodnight.
"What in the high reaches of hell does 'Go See Cindy' mean?" I ask politely.
"BUSH IS A WAR CRIMINAL AND CINDY SHEEHAN IS OUR LEADER ALL HAIL CINDY ALL HAIL CINDY IMPEACH BUSH MONKEY LEADER WAR CRIMES HALLIBURTON END IRAQ ROVE FIRE LEAK DOWNINGSTREET MEMO!!!!!RICHARD CLARKE KNOWS CONDI LIED BUSH ROBERTS LIE CHENY EVIL PEOPLE DIE SEE CINDY WAR IRAQ MOVE ON!" the protesters screamed.
Gas pedal.
Thump, thump . . . thump.
Pull into Giant Eagle parking lot.
Buy Dos Equis.
Make Micheladas.
Goodnight.
posted by funkysmeegs at 1:24 AM
1 Comments:
I'm sold. Clearly this Cindy person is some sort of psychic/genius. But, what I'm confused about is why these protestors seem content with merely asking Bush to see her. Obviously that wouldn't change anything. If we want real change we must force Bush to step down and allow this Cindy person to rule the free world. So what if she wasn't elected, these three protestors obviously have the countries best interests in mind.
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