Off to "Old Europe"

For the next nine days, I will be carrying the Mustachio fight to Europe, and hopefully blogging on location once or twice, since I hear the hostels now have something called "complimentary Internet access". Taking into account the exchange rate, "complimentary" in £ or € may mean anywhere between 75¢ and 10¢, respectively.

I am going to the motherland w/ little to no preparation whatsoever (no maps, language/etiquette, specific plans, etc.), so it should be interesting. But I can guaruntee they are even less prepared for a benevolent neglect infiltration.