Thursday, September 29, 2005

So gay Native American mascots are out of the question?



It's one of the most brilliant things Tony will ever come up with from his own brain.

But his opinion that universities with "hostile" Native American mascots under PC fire should be redrawn as "gay" Native American mascots, in order to save their PC standing, has taken a hit.

Opponent's Seeing Red Over Iowa's Pink Locker Room

Ealier today I saw this headline without reading the article, and I assumed that the "Red" was the color of Iowa quarterback Drew Tate's pale fairy white ball-spiking ass after 60 minutes against the Buckeye Defense [see above as Donte Whitner is about to administer a spanking]. Not the case, apparently. Red is instead the color of oppressive (communist?) PC professors deciding that the use of the color pink itself is, in fact, the scourge of our chauvinistic sexist Muslim-hating society.

1 Comments:

Blogger Lasagna King said...

Great post Nick, I love the idea of painting the lockerroom pink so that when they play OSU the whole team remembers how Bellisari used to gang-rape all the freshman after practice.

On a more serious note, I think that it is funny how the Law Professor is stereo-typing colors. Why is pink necessarily faggy? She is the one with the closed mind. Perhaps the members of the Iowa Football team are just more fashion-conscious. I mean, Pink surely complements the even more femanine Scarlet and Gray.

10/05/2005 1:18 PM  

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